I was watching CNN today, and they were interviewing a group of people in one of the southern red states (I can't remember which one.)
They asked a woman which way she'd be voting in the upcoming election. She said something like "as long as nothing else happens, I'll stick with the Republican candidates."
Umm, "nothing else?" I guess making a complete disaster out of everything just doesn't cut it, in her book.
What's it gonna take? A dead prostitute in W's bed, perhaps?