My niece graduated from high school a couple of days ago. As she was growing up, I got to know some of her closer friends. In doing so, a couple of her friends sort-of became my friends, too. So, I wasn't surprised when I got two invitations from them for graduation parties.
Today was Alan's (not his real name) party. He comes from a family of hardcore Republicans, so when I showed up in this shirt, he immediately pulled me aside to show off his crazy liberal friend (me) to one of his uncles.
The uncle took one look at my shirt and said, "it's nice to have fantasies." I didn't want to start anything so I just laughed sarcastically at his stupid comment.
I don't like Republicans.