Monday, August 30, 2004

Undecided voters are morons

How can someone still be an undecided voter? My theory is that these people have some kind of personality disorder. The only time they feel important is every 4 years now when the candidates are clamoring for their attention, & the media vultures are interviewing them.

Believe me, people. When you say that you are STILL undecided, those of us that use our brains are thinking to ourselves - you are a moron.

5 comments:

J. Marquis said...

I totally agree with you. If someone is still undecided at this point it's a good sign they are not very well informed about things. And if they're not informed (especially in this non-stop media nation) they probably shouldn't be voting anyway.

motomama said...

...unless they are just too chicken to say who they plan to vote for. Although, if they are undecided OR say they're voting for Bush, they're still morons...either way!

Snave said...

Where I live, being a Democrat in public is often a risky proposition. On Election Night of 1996, the left tail light of my 1991 Corolla was bashed out... and directly below that busted light was a bumper sticker which read "Vote Republican, It's Easier Than Thinking"! Go figure...

I live in a college town of about 12,000 people, but it's east of the Cascades in the wilds of northeast Oregon, where most of the locals support the GOP-fueled land-use, gun control, anti-Endangered-Species-Act and logging positions. In this town, the GOP guys usually win by a 55-45 margin. Out in the county, and in neighboring counties, it's more like by an 80-20 margin. One of those counties actually passed a ballot measure that declared that county a "U.N.-Free Zone"! AIEEEE!!!!

My current bumper stickers read, from left to right:
"Kerry for President", "I don't have to like Bush to love America", and an American flag sticker. In my rear window is "Republicans for Voldemort"! (Liberal Harry Potter fans rejoice... you can order this one at www.goats.com !) Will my bumper statements bring on more Red-State-mentality wrath? I'm wondering.

Peter said...

anyone who destroys someone elses property because of a bumper sticker is a moron. I am a conservative, and around my area we have had quite a few conservatives having their cars keyed, lawn signs burned etc.. so it goes both ways. People who do that are morons. I may not agree with you guys on anything else, but on that i do.

Anonymous said...

At work today I was saying this exact same thing, and one of my coworkers stated they were undecided. I too agree that these people are complete morons. When we are in 2 wars, are having an economic crisis, and have had our worldwide respect completely decline the people who can't make a decision between 2 candidates might as well be living in a non democratic country. It is not only our rights, but our responsibilities to have opinions.