Dear Academy Award Winners,
When you get up to receive your Oscar, please say something interesting. This is your moment to say what you've always wanted to say to millions of people all over the world.
Go ahead and thank your co-stars, producer, parents, Jesus, whatever, but leave yourself some time to say something important.
And, a special note to the wonderful & brilliant Al Gore,
This is it, man. Would there ever be a better moment to announce your candidacy for President? I think not.
Do it. PLEASE.
St. Louis Park, MN