I love how the mainstream media is feigning surprise about this story:
On a Bicycle in Beltsville, Blissfully Unaware
By Dana Milbank
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, May 12, 2005; Page A13
When the state of red alert was declared yesterday, the vice president was evacuated from the White House and the first lady was whisked to a secure location. But no precautions were needed for President Bush....
Um, could it be, that, um, he's just a puppet? Hummm, I wonder....